status: online mood: nostalgic last updated: 1.18.2004

f.a.q.s

posted: january 18th, 2004 frequently asked questions

where the fuck are you?
i split my time between beaverton and coos bay. i can drive to portland by request since there's better food over there and i have a car, but the traffic gods hate me so it's not on my regular schedule.

what do you charge?
i charge by the piece and can give you a ballpark estimate if you show me what you want. i only do hourly for giant pieces, and that hourly varies depending on what the project entitles \_(ツ)_/

will you tattoo me? i am legally a child but emotionally mature
oregon says i can't >:-(

do you tattoo hands or faces?
sometimes but jsyk it's a bad idea (。♥‿♥。)

do you still teach yoga?
i teach yoga when i'm in coos bay, portland hire me

what forms of payment do you accept?
cash ヽ(•‿•)ノ

how many cats do you fucking have?
four and they are expensive. plz get a tattoo from me. /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\

what's your issue with saniderm?
i've seen it fuck up tattoos, t-shirts, and skin. if it ain't brokek, don't fix it. meat pads 4life.

do you have any deals?
i have a $100 get what you get and reguarly do charity flash events where i drop my minimum. supplies are expensive af tho ⸨◺_◿⸩

do you ever do trades/barter?
if i have a specific need, i'll post a bat signal on my instagram, but usually i really just want money

aftercare instructions

posted: january 18th, 2004 it puts the lotion on the tattoos

leave the bandage on until you can clean it
wash yr hands before touching a fresh tattoo!

two weeks
-wash tattoo with soap. avoid heavy fragrence, it burns
-pat tattoo dry with paper towel
-apply thin layer of unscented lotion (i.e. lubriderm or cedophil)
-do this morning and night

no-no's
-rebandaging
-antibiotic oinments like neosporin
-picking or itching
-swimming or baths

remember!!!
-wear loose fitting clothing
-tattoos sometimes peel like a sunburn
-free touchup after a month if needed!