status: online mood: nostalgic last updated: 1.18.2004

f.a.q.s

posted: january 18th, 2004 frequently asked questions

where the fuck are you?
i split my time between beaverton and coos bay. i can drive to portland by request since there's better food over there and i have a car, but the traffic gods hate me so it's not on my regular schedule.

what do you charge?
i charge by the piece and can give you a ballpark estimate if you show me what you want. i only do hourly for giant pieces, and that hourly varies depending on what the project entitles \_(ツ)_/

will you tattoo me? i am legally a child but emotionally mature
oregon says i can't >:-(

do you tattoo hands or faces?
sometimes but jsyk it's a bad idea (。♥‿♥。)

do you still teach yoga?
i teach yoga when i'm in coos bay, portland hire me

what forms of payment do you accept?
cash ヽ(•‿•)ノ

how many cats do you fucking have?
four and they are expensive. plz get a tattoo from me. /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\

what's your issue with saniderm?
i've seen it fuck up tattoos, t-shirts, and skin. if it ain't brokek, don't fix it. meat pads 4life.

do you have any deals?
i have a $100 get what you get and reguarly do charity flash events where i drop my minimum. supplies are expensive af tho ⸨◺_◿⸩

do you ever do trades/barter?
if i have a specific need, i'll post a bat signal on my instagram, but usually i really just want money